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Jen E. Trix, Yoted @Jenetrix@shrimp.creatures.club
1mo
jen: "wow constantly being monitored and tracked kinda sucks actually, what the fuck"
also jen: "im putting an airtag on my collar because im a creature and its very gender"
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Robin (going slightly mad) @reb@retro.social
1mo
Shut up robin @Jenetrix I have some thoughts on this that I'm far too cishet passing to be allowed to share.

This is, of course, an illusion. As you can tell by my reaction that time I was on a bench outside work and a woman clicker training a Labrador walked past.
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Jen E. Trix, Yoted @Jenetrix@shrimp.creatures.club
1mo
re: Shut up robin @reb clicker training you would be kinda funny ngl
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Robin (going slightly mad) @reb@retro.social
1mo
re: Shut up robin @Jenetrix look, you're not the first one to think that

one time in group vc with my now-girlfriend and some acquaintances someone started clicker training me to play wonderwall on command

my girlfriend thought this was The Shit and took up the mantle

i do not wish to get into the topic of barking on command, it would ruin my image as not-a-degenerate
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Jen E. Trix, Yoted @Jenetrix@shrimp.creatures.club
1mo
re: Shut up robin @reb shame is a myth robin, unlern it, youll have so much more fun :P
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Robin (going slightly mad) @reb@retro.social
1mo
re: Shut up robin @Jenetrix listen, me and my girlfriend are monogamous and yet basically from the start of our relationship we have existed in a little dashed box off to the side of a mutual friend's polycule, we're doing better than the average cishets!

And anyway, I'm a good boy, I know I am, she tells me all the time!
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Jen E. Trix, Yoted @Jenetrix@shrimp.creatures.club
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re: Shut up robin @reb you are a good boy arent you :)
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